2014–2025

Hall of Fame

Dynasties & disasters

Polishing the trophies…

Single game

Polishing the trophies…

Player heroics & horrors

Polishing the trophies…

Single season

Polishing the trophies…

Draft

Polishing the trophies…

Award rules & coverage

Scores span mixed scoring systems and are not normalised. Game and player awards include regular season, Championship Playoffs and Shitters games with known scores. The Cash Cow sums recorded starter points across regular season, Championship Playoffs and Shitters, once per team/player matchup, with at least 10 starts across all owners. Missing points remain unavailable and scored-start coverage is shown. PPG divides recorded starter points by starts with known points; unscored starts are excluded from the average. The Golden Child counts recorded starts across regular seasons and Championship Playoffs, excluding Shitters and byes; missing points do not erase starts. Each underlying team lineup counts once, including paired teams. Ties share awards; closest wins exclude draws. Season totals require a complete regular season.

Streaks stay within one season and include playoffs. Gaps, unknown scores and byes break runs; draws break winning runs. High-scoring weeks require 100+ points in standard scoring or more than 110 in 0.5 PPR.

Titles and finals use confirmed finishes. First-round exits mean championship quarterfinal elimination. Clean sweep counts regular-season weeks with all twelve teams scored, beating all eleven other teams without ties. Swept under the rug counts 0–11 weeks with all twelve teams scored and eleven strictly higher scores; tied lowest scores do not qualify. Paired owners receive full individual credit; team and matchup records count once.

The One That Got Away ranks a player’s recorded starting points for a non-drafting owner within the draft season, including regular season and Championship Playoffs, excluding Shitters and byes. The recipient must outscore the drafting team’s total. Bench points do not count. Unknown starting points for either side exclude that comparison; no recorded starts count as zero. Missing lineup coverage remains unavailable. Each paired recipient gets full credit; neither drafting co-owner can qualify as the recipient. Both drafting owners and recipient partnerships are shown. Equal recipient totals share the award, with player name, season and full evidence giving stable display order. Drafts cover 2015–2025; two 2020 picks are unavailable. First-round royalty counts each round-one team pick once across all owners, excludes team defenses and retains all tied players. The 2014 draft is unavailable. First-round production includes starters and bench across all rosters, counting each player/week once. Unrostered weeks count as zero; missing or conflicting scores exclude picks. Season lengths and scoring differ; points are not normalised. Relocated NFL clubs share draft counts.

Championship scores and lineups for 2022–2023 and Shitters history before 2024 are unavailable. These games cannot compete for score awards.