🔥 Scoreboard arsonist
Highest scoring match
Owner overview
The career. The chaos. The receipts.
Overall record covers completed regular-season games in 2014–2025 with both scores and a known outcome. Scoring awards also include scored Championship Playoff games; unscored results are excluded. Rivalry records and differentials include regular-season and Championship Playoff outcomes, including bracket-confirmed wins and losses with unknown scores in 2022–2023. Playoff records use Championship Playoffs only. Ties count as games without win credit; byes are excluded. Both historical owners receive full credit for paired results.
Finishes rank teams by wins, then original points for. Equal values share a competition rank. Best/worst finishes and chart points require complete twelve-team regular seasons. Championship finishes come from confirmed brackets; Shitters are separate from title playoffs.
Rivalries rank by unrounded win percentage, then wins minus losses; all tied leaders are shown. Opposing paired owners each receive the result. Unplayed opponents have no record. Scoring awards include tied-performance counts; earliest season, week and roster select the featured game.
Draft favourites count underlying picks once per owner, including paired seasons. All tied favourites are shown. Relocated franchises are merged; unknown NFL teams and free-agent/retired picks are excluded from franchise counts. Draft coverage: 2015–2025; 2014 unavailable. 2023 and 2024 use 0.5 PPR. Scores retain league precision and are never normalised. 2025 uses custom defense and kicking scoring. Sources: spreadsheets 2014–2023; Sleeper 2024–2025.
Simon topped the table in 2014, then discovered that rebuilding apparently renews automatically. His 62–99 regular-season record includes last-place finishes in 2016 with Downsey, 2018 and 2022. First-round kickers in 2016 and 2017, the latter with Tolo, add some premium questionable content. Chris Godwin was drafted three times and supplied 28 recorded starts. The hopeful twist: Simon and Theo finished third at 9–5 in 2025. Finally, a season that looked less like a renewal notice.
2023 breakthrough
Detroit's 2023 team won its first division title since 1993 and reached the NFC Championship Game. Simon's third-place 2025 partnership with Theo is a smaller breakthrough after repeated poor finishes. He also started Amon-Ra St. Brown 25 recorded times. The analogy is overdue hope, not an invented championship or a prediction.
Archive through 2025 · Includes historical pairings. Both owners receive full credit for shared results, picks and starts. This NFL comparison is a historical analogy; supported teams are separate.
Recorded starts include regular season and Championship Playoffs. Drafts cover 2015–2025. Championship Playoff lineups for 2022–2023 are unavailable. 2023–2024 use 0.5 PPR; scores are not normalised.
Regular-season finish
Scroll across for later seasons. Each year’s details are below.
Includes Championship Playoffs
Highest scoring match
Lowest scoring match
Lowest scoring win
Wins minus losses · Includes Championship Playoffs
Most drafted NFL team
Most drafted player
★ League champion
Highest scoring loss
Best record against
Worst record against
Top 10 · Most starting spots
2023–2024 · Includes 0.5 PPR
Shared teams: Bobby + Simon
Regular-season starts →Playoff starts →2014–2024 · Includes 0.5 PPR
Shared teams: Liam + Simon
Regular-season starts →Playoff starts →2021–2024 · Includes 0.5 PPR
Shared teams: Liam + Simon
Regular-season starts →Playoff starts →2024–2025 · Includes 0.5 PPR
Shared teams: Simon + Theo
Regular-season starts →Playoff starts →Top 10 · Recorded starting points
30 starts
25 starts · Includes 0.5 PPR
2023–2024 · Includes 0.5 PPR
Shared teams: Bobby + Simon
Regular-season starts →Playoff starts →24 starts
14 starts
15 starts
12 starts
13 starts
20 starts
28 starts
15 starts
Recorded starts in regular-season and Championship Playoff games, 2014–2025. Bench scores, Shitters, byes and games after elimination are excluded. Each paired owner receives full credit for their historical team’s starts and points. Missing points still count as starts, but contribute no points to the recorded total; missing lineups are unavailable, not zero.
Start counts share ranks; player name then ID choose the ten displayed players when counts tie. Points use original precision across all seasons, without normalisation; 2023–2024 use 0.5 PPR and 2025 has custom defense and kicking scoring. Equal points share ranks; starts, name and ID choose the ten displayed players. Spreadsheets cover 2014–2023 and Sleeper covers 2024–2025. Championship lineups for 2022–2023 are unavailable.