🔥 Scoreboard arsonist
Highest scoring match
Owner overview
The career. The chaos. The receipts.
Overall record covers completed regular-season games in 2014–2025 with both scores and a known outcome. Scoring awards also include scored Championship Playoff games; unscored results are excluded. Rivalry records and differentials include regular-season and Championship Playoff outcomes, including bracket-confirmed wins and losses with unknown scores in 2022–2023. Playoff records use Championship Playoffs only. Ties count as games without win credit; byes are excluded. Both historical owners receive full credit for paired results.
Finishes rank teams by wins, then original points for. Equal values share a competition rank. Best/worst finishes and chart points require complete twelve-team regular seasons. Championship finishes come from confirmed brackets; Shitters are separate from title playoffs.
Rivalries rank by unrounded win percentage, then wins minus losses; all tied leaders are shown. Opposing paired owners each receive the result. Unplayed opponents have no record. Scoring awards include tied-performance counts; earliest season, week and roster select the featured game.
Draft favourites count underlying picks once per owner, including paired seasons. All tied favourites are shown. Relocated franchises are merged; unknown NFL teams and free-agent/retired picks are excluded from franchise counts. Draft coverage: 2015–2025; 2014 unavailable. 2023 and 2024 use 0.5 PPR. Scores retain league precision and are never normalised. 2025 uses custom defense and kicking scoring. Sources: spreadsheets 2014–2023; Sleeper 2024–2025.
Solan has an 86–75 regular-season record and a 1–9 Championship Playoff record. He went 11–2 and first in 2015; the title never arrived. His 2024 partnership with Traff and 2025 partnership with Toby both went 9–5 (2024: 0.5 PPR), so the regular-season credentials keep renewing. Atlanta leads his franchise draft count with 11 picks, while Dan Bailey leads recorded starts with 32. Good Sundays, reliable kicking, and a postseason email that apparently replies: “Thanks for your message. I am currently unavailable.”
2007
The 2007 Cowboys turned a 13–3 regular season and playoff bye into an opening-game exit. Solan's 11–2 table-topping 2015 campaign and 1–9 career playoff record capture that same brutal gap between qualification and conversion. The joke concerns postseason results; it does not claim he surrendered a particular lead.
Archive through 2025 · Includes historical pairings. Both owners receive full credit for shared results, picks and starts. This NFL comparison is a historical analogy; supported teams are separate.
Recorded starts include regular season and Championship Playoffs. Drafts cover 2015–2025. Championship Playoff lineups for 2022–2023 are unavailable. 2023–2024 use 0.5 PPR; scores are not normalised.
Regular-season finish
Scroll across for later seasons. Each year’s details are below.
Includes Championship Playoffs
Highest scoring match
Lowest scoring match
Lowest scoring win
Wins minus losses · Includes Championship Playoffs
Most drafted NFL team
Most drafted player
★ League champion
Highest scoring loss
Best record against
Worst record against
Top 10 · Most starting spots
2015–2025 · Includes 0.5 PPR
Shared teams: Bobby + Solan; Solan + Toby
Regular-season starts →Playoff starts →Top 10 · Recorded starting points
26 starts · Includes 0.5 PPR
26 starts
20 starts
Recorded starts in regular-season and Championship Playoff games, 2014–2025. Bench scores, Shitters, byes and games after elimination are excluded. Each paired owner receives full credit for their historical team’s starts and points. Missing points still count as starts, but contribute no points to the recorded total; missing lineups are unavailable, not zero.
Start counts share ranks; player name then ID choose the ten displayed players when counts tie. Points use original precision across all seasons, without normalisation; 2023–2024 use 0.5 PPR and 2025 has custom defense and kicking scoring. Equal points share ranks; starts, name and ID choose the ten displayed players. Spreadsheets cover 2014–2023 and Sleeper covers 2024–2025. Championship lineups for 2022–2023 are unavailable.
26 starts
16 starts
14 starts · Includes 0.5 PPR
13 starts
32 starts
23 starts
22 starts